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Facts:

  • 1998 Fender American Standard Stratocaster 

  • Color - Purple Metallic with Maple neck/fretboard

  • Modified Frets - 6100 Dunlop Fret wire

  • Callaham stainless steel trem block

  • original pickups

  • I have owned this guitar since 1999. My mom picked it out for me at Gulia Music in Canton, Ohio. 

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Personality Profile:

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  • 26 years old

  • Kisses with tongue

  • A little angry

  • Also very sweet 

  • Maybe a Gemini? (Doesn't believe in astrology, so what does it matter?

  • He's a mystery...but not to everyone

  • Favorite color is anything BUT purple (ew)

  • Probably can't walk you home.

  • Mom drives him everywhere. 

  • Professor's Favorite Hat

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Mantra:  "You can change me on the outside, but on the inside, I'm still me."

Professor Plum

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Facts:

  • 1988 Fender American Standard Stratocaster 

  • Color - Gun Metal Blue with Rosewood Fretboard

  • Modified Frets - 6100 Dunlop Fret wire

  • Modified pickups - 60s True Vintage

  • "Scott's Sweet Spot" modified tone pot made by Scott Crist

  • I have owned this guitar since 2001. Purchased at Margolis Music when I was working there.

  • "Paon" means "peacock" in French. Trying to keep with the Clue theme, I took the name off of a Prismacolor Pencil that matched him closest.

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Personality Profile:

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  • 37 years old, but looks much younger. 

  • Mellow as cucumber water

  • Will buy you dinner and flowers, even if it's not a date.

  • Very polite

  • No ulterior motives (no, really!)

  • Genuine good guy, but has other redeeming qualities.

  • Favorite dish is fried avocado, but easy on the spice (gets heartburn easily)

  • Loves to study electronics and the history of them.

  • Down for whatever, but also just happy to stay at home.

  • Paon's Favorite Jersey

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Mantra:  "Life is an adventure game best played with friends."

Lord Paon

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Facts:

  • 2017 Fender American Special Stratocaster 

  • Color - Natural (sanded by previous owner) with Rosewood Fretboard

  • Factory pickups - Texas Special; originally HSS modified to SSS 

  • I have owned this guitar since 2022. 

  • Rosa (actually Rose) was the name written on the guitar case when I bought it and it smelled like perfume.

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Personality Profile:

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  • Bites to draw blood.

  • Tastes like if a habenero chili was festering in a dead tiger

  • Might set your bed on fire. With you in it. Asleep.

  • "Please don't," is her favorite thing to say. The "please" is there for emphasis and not politeness.

  • Don't trust any food she gives you.

  • There is a reason why her paint is gone.

  • Resents the fact that she doesn't have actives because she craves the battery acid from a 9V battery.

  • Rosa's favorite jacket

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Mantra:  "YOU"RE NOT MY REAL MOM! STOP TRYING TO CHANGE ME!" ...or whatever. I stopped listening to her years ago. Because she's mean.

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Check back to meet more interesting characters in the arsenal

Coming soon:  
  • Uncle Neville The Jazzmaster"
  • Barbados The AVR II Stratocaster
  • Albert the VibroKing 
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*all statements about these guitars are completely true and composed by me, Jennifer Harrold. The guitars may or may not agree with my character assessment of them, but they lack the critical thinking skills and biological functions to do anything about it.
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